My name's Connie but u can call me Connie, art is fun and you can message me whenever ok bby xo

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm, via multifandomfanfics)

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ivies:

today I went to olive garden and there was a man wearing a fedora behind me and my mother whispered to me “why is that man wearing a hat we are indoors I don’t understand” and he whipped around with all seriousness and said “twilight sparkle came to me in a dream and requested that I wear this crown for the duration of the evening” and me, not knowing what to do just said “ok” but then the guy started laughing and he was like “I’m just kidding I just like hats”

(via alissablogs24-7)

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exvl:

shadownote349:

exvl:

is this a giant can of coke or just a little version of me, that you will never know 

Giant can of coke. you can see that the bottom of the can is flat, for starters. And then there’s the fact that the bottom is screwed on (if you look closely you can see the small indent where one screw is), also the shine of the can is different than a regular can. And lastly, the two stickers on the bottom of the can.

congratufuckinglations you found out that i am in fact not a human smaller than a pop can amazing  job

exvl:

shadownote349:

exvl:

is this a giant can of coke or just a little version of me, that you will never know 

Giant can of coke. you can see that the bottom of the can is flat, for starters. And then there’s the fact that the bottom is screwed on (if you look closely you can see the small indent where one screw is), also the shine of the can is different than a regular can. And lastly, the two stickers on the bottom of the can.

congratufuckinglations you found out that i am in fact not a human smaller than a pop can amazing  job

(via bolognesa)

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ray-winters-sings:

margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

ray-winters-sings:

You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.

I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful. 

Currently

(via meganmuse)

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elliegalaxies:

2013 me fuckin called it, guys

elliegalaxies:

2013 me fuckin called it, guys

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ohmygodwhatever-etc:

my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.  

ohmygodwhatever-etc:

my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.  

(via thatshomosexual)

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andrewhussiesbosom:

please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks

(Source: queerhound, via kittyxuchiha11)

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themanesex:

shibbins:

im an atheist because i think that science is wonderful and reality itself is so mysterious and wonderful that there is no need to believe in a god

but if a philosophy and a belief system makes you appreciate life and makes you happy and you arent hurting anyone with it

then god damn no one should be a shit to you about it

How come you can only like a post once.

(Source: cnuculator, via candy--queen)

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ysvesaint:

amporeon:

this will always be the highlight of my life

i die every time omg

(Source: fuks, via brainbowunicorn)

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tachibanamakotos:

seein somebody u hate talk to your friends

(via joshpeck)

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guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

(Source: guy, via alissablogs24-7)

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someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

someactorkid:

ellendegeneres:

In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo.

How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read

(via elliegalaxies)

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callmeoutis:

i found these at the mall. on sale. for real money.

callmeoutis:

i found these at the mall. on sale. for real money.

(via kardashiantrash)

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